It honestly is utterly amazing how God can bless you in such an unexpected or random way.
I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
this has too many notes to be safe
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
And she giggled. That was straight up palm trees galore, umbrellas up, eclipse, blackout.(via thechanelmuse)