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words-of-emotion:

Give her hickies on her neck & upper thighs

(via lonelyxo)

dailydoseofmo:

they need to bring this back def jam poetry

and who does not want this

(via jadameetsworld)

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: thotfulprincess, via lonelyxo)

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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(via misszyx)

damnjongup:

girlfriend: what’s for dinner?

jongup:

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(via blacknsioux)

seananmcguire:

seananmcguire:

camwyn:

queensimia:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

I remember this guy! Wow, it’s still only a little bit over half. Rebloggan’!

I don’t normally do these ‘reblog if’ things, but hell, if it annoys racists, why not.

That’s kinda where I stand on things.  I mostly ignore them, but kid, YOU’RE GOIN’ TO DISNEY WORLD.

I love how racists came to the party and we promptly got another 100k reblogs.  Like, WE ARE WEE AND SOMETIMES PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, BUT FUCK YOU, HE’S GONNA RIDE THE HAUNTED MANSION UNTIL HE’S DONE.
curvesincolor:

CHURCH!

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i was eating this girl out once

she was cumming but i kept eating not giving her no breaks

then she suddenly stopped moaning

i looked up and she was looking behind her

i was like what happened? image

she was like  i coulda swore Jesus just tapped me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear “your time has come”

(via jadameetsworld)


choi seunghyun

jesuschristtheprinceofpeace:

It honestly is utterly amazing how God can bless you in such an unexpected or random way.

(via lonelyxo)

princesskaelenespinosa:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

awdraythegiant:

sevendemigodsanswerthecall:

im5-official:

asianfrustration13:

wereyoueveradreaamer:

sleepy-zombieboy:

fuckwhybadhetaliafanfiction:

nations-react:

candybottle:

shallow-desires:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Reblog or she’ll be in your room tonight.. 
OH MY GODSORRY GUYS BUT

OKAY REBLOGGING THIS.

sorry persons, but
i’m not going to take any risks.

e u e

I am so fucking sorry followers I’m scared

BUT WATCH FHE VIDEO ITS SCARIER!
It’s called bedfellows by Drew daywalt!

i want sleep ALONE



I’M A SCARDY CAT! I’M NOT TAKING NO RISKS!

NO RISKS I’M SCARED, SORRY FOLLOWERS

Fuck that

fUCKCKW THS SHIT

HILY FUCKIG JESUS NOOPENIPENOPENOPE

hyphydollaz:

sesamestreethockey:

anrdew:

I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button

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this has too many notes to be safe

(Source: andrewbelami, via lonelyxo)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via celeste-witt)